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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:27
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Thumbs down again.
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
Then came..
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Climate Disasters Hit the Brain Before Babies Are Even Born, Study Suggests - Gizmodo
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No go.
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
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What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?